Live the Cali Sober Lifestyle with Foundry Nation THC Drinks

Say it with us: ditch the booze, keep the weed, people!  Dry January really doesn’t have to involve twiddling your thumbs like a nerd while your friend “Naked Jake” pounds Fireball and…does his thing. This month, let your wild mind wander while your liver takes a much-needed vacay—it’s “high” time you give the Cali Sober lifestyle a whirl. Naked J-Man might accuse you of being a wuss, but it’ll all be worth it when you wake up everyday feeling like a bright-eyed, bushy-tailed, mega-healthy king and/or queen instead of a hung-over trash blob that just spent $80 on Bitesquad.

What Does California Sober Even Mean?

Cali Sober is sobriety with a side quest. No alcohol, but cannabis? Hell yes. It’s like saying, “I’m moderately responsible, but also, wouldn’t it be funny if humans communicated like dogs and went berserk when they saw each other, screaming out car windows and relentlessly huffing at each others crotches at really bad times—at a board meeting, in line for coffee, at parent-teacher conferences, etc.” And when you’re Cali Sober, you trade sloppy drunk texts for deep, thoughtful ones like, “Is light the only thing that truly escapes time?” Or, “If I can only find one sock, does it mean the pair got into an argument and one stormed off?”

Basically, it’s the best of both worlds: you’re technically doing Dry January, but you’re also definitely eating an entire family-sized bag of chips while wondering if the ceiling is just the floor’s entitled cousin, just sitting there all day being a smug deadbeat.

Is It Healthier To Be Cali Sober Than Drinking Alcohol?

Um, yeah, dude. Booze can be fun until you wake up with a bangin’ headache, a patchwork memory, and a whole lot of “Where did I get this XL tribal tramp stamp tattoo?” Or “Why is Naked Jake’s body pillow ‘Margaret Jane’ here?”

Going Cali Sober helps you avoid *most* of the bad decisions and gives your liver a break by swapping out booze for cannabis, which has been proven to enhance enjoyment of all the good stuff: relaxation, creativity, hilariousness, and inventing genius snack combos—peanut butter pretzels dipped in Nutella, anyone?

We’re not saying you should become one of those white people with dreadlocks that smokes flower like a chimney all day (side eye at Naked Jake), your lungs have feelings too, brah! Mix in edibles and THC-infused drinks as well—they all deliver slightly different highs so it’s a win-win. You’ll still get to zone out on your fave conspiracy theories (birds aren’t real), but you won’t scare random grandmas by smelling like a feral pot goblin while grocery shopping.

Cannabis-Infused Beverage Alternatives to Alcohol

Dry January? Pfft. No problemo. Not for you, not with Foundry Nation’s cannabis drinks in your corner. Forget sipping on water like a depressed mom at a self-help seminar—grab a Foundry Nation Ringside Refresher THC beverage in flavors like guava and mango and turn Dry January into a high-flying social experiment. These aren’t just tasty weed bevs, they’re your round-trip ticket to HighAsHellsville, USA.

If you’re feeling nostalgic, toss back a frosty Foundry Nation 2 Scoops Infused floats. With 10mg of Delta 9 per can and old-timey soda fountain flavors like cherry cream, orange dream, and rootbeer float, you can’t go wrong. You can also keep it refreshingly simple with one of our Classic THC Sodas like grape soda or strawberry fields, because who says you need to be a boomer to appreciate an ice-cold can of old school pop?

Give Dry January a Shot

So, whether you’re obsessively trying to beat King K. Rool on the final level of Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy’s Kong Quest or just wondering if squirrels dream, Foundry Nation THC drinks ensure Dry January is anything but boring. No hangovers, just good times, LOLs, and a vibrant spectrum of epic munchies. A if you’re new here, check out our guide to THC infused beverages to get a grip on this whole cannabis thing.

And yes, Naked Jake getting naked at the worst possible times will still be just as funny if you’re stoned instead of drunk—possibly even funnier.