Dank Halloween: Couples Costume Ideas for You and Your Stoner Bestie
FACT: Everything’s way more fun and badass when you’re high on life (and weed), rollin’ with your bestest bud—and that goes double on Halloween. Hence, it’s safe to say that the idea of a “couples costume” definitely fits into your adorably codependent dynamic. Plus, it’s one heck of a party power-move if done with enough chronic-inspired creativity and character commitment. So, feel free to forgo the flammable clown wigs and basic-bitch cat ears from Spirit Halloween. This year, you and your platonic life partner are destined to turn heads and spark mad doobz as a dank duo.
Check out our cannabis-inspired BFF and couples Halloween costume ideas below to elevate your Samhain showboating game to a whole new level of attention-seeking high-larity.
Nancy Reagan & Daren the Lion
Revisit grade school anti-drug propaganda nostalgia with D.A.R.E.-themed dual costumes. One of you can rock a thrifted red power suit, pearls, and an inflexible ‘80s hair helmet a la ultimate anti-drug Karen, Nancy Reagan, while the other gears up as beloved, overly judgmental D.A.R.E. mascot, Daren the Lion. His pièce de résistance, of course, is the iconic/ironic black and red D.A.R.E. logo tee—now easily procured via Amazon. Get into the Halloween spirit once you’re in costume by harshly judging everyone around you for drinkin’, smokin’, and tokin’.
Fun fact: the squares at D.A.R.E. quietly took weed off the official list of “gateway drugs” in 2016, so Daren and Nancy technically have the green light to get their poof on.
Blazed Laurel & Hardy
Don’t take this the wrong way, but is one of you a brick and the other a twink? No problemo, bud. We’ve got the perfect costumes for you! Bring the LOLs as you transform into old-timey comedy duo Laurel and Hardy, but with a smoky twist: the twink among you can sport a classic streamlined joint look in white, while your brick counterpart suits up as tasty, thicc blunt. Just add some classic Laurel and Hardy props and remember to take turns poking each other in the bloodshot eyes for authenticity, L&H style.
Spider Mite and Sad Cannabis Plant
Wanna embody the dark side of cannabis cultivation? Hilariously capture the horror of discovering a dreaded spider mite infestation in your grow room by dressing as a mega-sized version of one of those itty bitty bastards, while your homie goes as a depressed weed leaf, complete with little brown bugs and signature spider mite cobwebs—maybe even throw in a prop bottle of Neem oil spray to complete the look. Of course, feel free to fill it with Foundry Nation THC sodas so you can spray it in the mite’s face all night until he peacefully passes out from too much Halloween fun.
Jesse Ventura & Tim Walz Power Couple
Get into character as a couple of our fave key MN legalization pushers: former governor Jesse Ventura and current governor/presidential running mate/America’s new dad, Tim Walz. Thrift Walz’s business casual L.L. Bean daddy aesthetic and pair with a Harris/Walz sign, then have your pal hone in on Jesse’s old school wrestling look with a lycra onesie, dumb shades, and a feather boa. However, in your storyline, they are in love and Jesse is pregnant with Tim’s baby. According to the prophecy, the baby, who is to be christened Predator Ventura-Walz, will grow up to be a powerful psychic that will predict 12 signs of the apocalypse in rapid succession, bringing about an era of suffering, chaos and destruction that will culminate in the Earth exploding on Halloween Night 2034.
Uptight Mom and Stoned Teen
Conjure the on-the-fly ingenuity you once used to cover for your teenage self when your mom would be like “are you on drugs?” with this funny costume combo. Thrift an annoying mom look and add props such as anti-drug brochures or a pee test, then suit up your pal in classic stoner garb like a baja pullover, JNCOs, and a beanie. Get into character by staging dramatic fights in which mom loudly interrogates, checks eyes for dilation, threatens out-of-control teen boot camp, and makes snide comments to people such as “And who are YOU? You look like a deadbeat druggie!” etc.
Bonus prop: bring a hacky sack and incessantly pester people to play “sipa” with you.
Weed and Munchies
Double down as the ultimate duo! While one of you dons a dank DIY costume in ganja green, the other reps their munchie of choice—whether it’s a slice of pizza, a bag ‘o chips, or even a full bodysuit decked out with a deluxe assortment of stoner-curated junk food delicacies. This relatable costume combo perfectly captures the joy of couch-potatoing with the devil’s lettuce, alongside a smorgasbord of nutritionless deliciousness!
Ghille suit/weed costume: These zany getups are actually for hunting, but could totally double as hilarious weed suits—they even come in a variety of green and earthy color variations! If you don’t like the shape as-is, you can try carefully trimming it up a bit to look less shaggy and more nug-esque. For a premium twist, tie purple/orange strands in sporadically and mist lightly all over with Halloween spray glitter as crystals to maximize your look’s dankness. Look at related listings for more color options: https://a.co/d/fxcF9AN
Dealer and Sack of Weed
Raise your hand if you’re getting impatient for the state of MN to figure out cannabis licensing and regulations so you don’t have to drive all the way to Michigan for a proper dispensary throw down! The upside to this conundrum, however, is the evolutionary rise and empowerment of the small-time local pot dealer. This Halloween, you and your bestie can pay homage to this iconic figure—the risk-taking hero who’s been there for you throughout the eras. Thrift one costume based on your real-life dealer’s personal style for LOLs, or go with whatever fashion stereotype aligns with your past experiences. Your best bud can go as…a bag of bud, of course!
Go with your gut, but we tend to gravitate toward East St. Paul white boy weed dealer vibes ala Fezco or Spooky Black:
Indica and Sativa Weed Nug BFFs
Why not represent the best of both worlds as chunky nugs of mega-dank Indica and bright, sprightly Sativa? This classic weed strain rivalry and lifelong bud brotherhood represents different, but complementary personalities, making it a perfectly symbiotic couple’s costume for two cool cats like yourselves. Put together the same costume but with slightly different color variations. One featuring rich shades of green with purple strands and a dusting of silver spray glitter, and the other in a more vibrant, energetic lime green with fiery orange strands and a mist or two of gold spray glitter. If you want to go the lazy route, just make or buy tees that say “indica” and “sativa” on the front. Whatever you do, don’t forget to lean into each strain’s respective personality: cool n’ chill and hyper-happy.
Ghille suit/weed costume: These zany getups are actually for hunting, but could totally double as hilarious weed suits—they even come in a variety of green and earthy color variations! If you don’t like the shape as-is, you can try carefully trimming it up a bit to look less shaggy and more nug-esque. For a premium twist, tie purple/orange strands in sporadically and mist lightly all over with Halloween spray glitter as crystals to maximize your look’s dankness. Look at related listings for more color options: https://a.co/d/fxcF9AN
Foundry Nation THC Drink Twinsies
Last but not least, if you’re a crafty stoner that loves Foundry Nation, you 420% have our blessing to reimagine anything from our product line as high-larious Halloween costumes. Visit our online product shop at the link below for inspiration, then check out multiple DIY ideas for reppin’ an aluminum can, also linked below. Go as your fave personal flavors to differentiate yourselves and rock out with your tabs out this Halloween!
Send us a pic of you puffin’ the party in our name and we’ll totally send you a Foundry swag bag!
DIY can costume ideas:
DIY Soda Bottle Costumes – Studio DIY
Have a Safe n’ Stoned Halloween
You know, one time we smashed a violently powerful pot brownie our bro-in-law made, chased a random cat we weirdly thought was our own cat, got fully lost four blocks from home, and then sat behind a bush until we regained our sense of self and direction. Ensure this type of B.S. doesn’t happen to you during what’s arguably the awesomest party season of the year. Try to control yourself for once and exercise a touch of patience while pounding THC edibles, weed sodas, and/or flower—give those eddies and dranks time to slap before layering more on. After all, you don’t want to be a Paranoid Patricia or Couch-Locked Larry on Halloween of all days, friends!
Do it to it and stock up on treats from your fellow blazers at Foundry Nation this October! Peruse our robust selection of delish weed edibles, THC sodas, pre-rolls, brand swag and much more online or at one of our retailers.